Aaron & Brego do stuff

Appendix B.
Privacy Protection

Effective since the first sniff. Reviewed annually, or whenever something rustles.

§1. What We Collect

Smells, primarily. Also sticks, compliments, and the occasional dropped bagel. No analytics, no trackers, no cookies of the digital kind — see §3 for the other kind.

§2. Location Data

Adventures are pinned on the map; the den is not. Photographs taken at home are published without coordinates, and the den’s location is redacted in all records. We know where we live. You don’t need to.

§3. Cookies

Accepted. All of them, enthusiastically, including yours if left unattended at nose height.

§4. Data Sharing

Nothing on this site is sold, traded, or disclosed to third parties. The Shiba knows what he knows, and he isn’t talking either.

§5. The Right to Be Forgotten

Not offered. He has never once forgotten a friend, and does not intend to begin with you.

§6. Security

The premises and all records are monitored around the clock by a highly attentive professional with excellent hearing and nothing better to do.